Meet the Team
I’m not sure why you would want to know these depraved bastards, but knock yourself out.
Mike James – Team Captain / Duct Tape Technician
Jennifer James – Team Captain’s Wife / Breastfeeder
Marc Monroe – Team Kinesiologist / Smartass
Dede Dancing – Team Driver / Love Spreader
Joe Whitsitt – Team Environmental Policy Czar / Super Genius
Abby Whitsitt – Team Spiritual Avisor / Nude Sunbather
Don Goen – Team Brewmaster / Deceivingly Level Headed Badass
John Eash – Team Mule / Intimidating Bald Man
Mike Toscano (Wanker)- Team Animal Psycologist / International Liason
Jace Cole – Team Co-Captain / Gay Rights Advocate
Lee Cline – Team Silly String Technician / Second Rate Athlete / Mommy Caller
Arun Ramachandran – Team Inner Tube Supply Manager / Token Ethnic Team Member
Clint Folman – Team Vodka Consumption Director/ Proud Alcoholic
Tim O’Brien (T-Ray) - Team Over-Analyst / Sleeping-In Specialist
Jon Peterson (Petey) – Team Bus Engineer / intimidates team enemies until they find out how nice he is.
Lois Spieker – Team Walking Taco Locator / female standing pee aparatus supplier
Annie W-Z – Team Fun Finder / Best Left Tit Runner Up
Chris W-Z (Texas) – Team Nudist / Butt Model
Richard Thompson (Frodo) – Team Sticker Applicator / Jailbird
