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10:18 am April 10, 2009
| Mike James
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
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1:00 pm April 10, 2009
| monroe
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. The are now known as the Islands.
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7:29 am April 11, 2009
| monroe
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It seems I got so excited about the “Chuck Norris Fact” part of “Chuck Norris Fact of the Day” that I missed the “of the Day” part.
Who gives a shit. Here's another…
Chuck Norris once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato.
He shot a 54.
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8:45 am April 14, 2009
| Mike James
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We didn't really drop atomic bombs on Japan. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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9:41 am April 15, 2009
| monroe
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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8:43 am April 21, 2009
| Mike James
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If you write “Chuck Norris” for every answer on the SAT you will score over 8000.
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