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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day

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10:18 am
April 10, 2009


Mike James

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St. Louis, MO

posts 102

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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

1:00 pm
April 10, 2009


monroe

Member

Boulder

posts 62

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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.  The are now known as the Islands.

7:29 am
April 11, 2009


monroe

Member

Boulder

posts 62

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It seems I got so excited about the “Chuck Norris Fact” part of “Chuck Norris Fact of the Day” that I missed the “of the Day” part.

Who gives a shit.  Here's another…


Chuck Norris once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato.

He shot a 54.

8:45 am
April 14, 2009


Mike James

Member

St. Louis, MO

posts 102

4

We didn't really drop atomic bombs on Japan.  Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

9:41 am
April 15, 2009


monroe

Member

Boulder

posts 62

5

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

8:43 am
April 21, 2009


Mike James

Member

St. Louis, MO

posts 102

6

If you write “Chuck Norris” for every answer on the SAT you will score over 8000.

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