RAGBRAI XXXVII Statistics Just In
I’m posting this as its own post so that all can see and update their Perineum Falcons Scorecard.
Chamois Skidmarked -3
Cars Towed – 7
Cats Raped – 53
Drunken Angry Clowns – 1
Arrests – 1
Asses Flashed – lost count
Relationships Ruined – 4
Most Tats Applied to 1 girl – 5
Wahmbulances Called – too many
Cheetos Stuck to Dr. N’s Ass – 36
Food Stuffs Eaten Off Ground – 2
Best Left Tit Medals Awarded – 1
(Congratulations to Jenny for her second career win in this category. Annie has vowed to train for a first place finish next year.)
